You Know You're Drinking Too Much COFFEE When...

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny. YOU SHORT OUT MOTION DETECTORS. You have conniption over spilled milk. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. You don't tan, you roast. You don't get mad, you get steamed. Your three favorite things in life are coffee before, coffee during, and coffee after. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood. You can't even remember your second cup. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your first aid kit contains two pints of coffee with T.V. hookup. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.

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